601. 

Heavenly forecast: Jesus will REIGN forever!

602. 

Heck is were you go when you don't believe in gosh!

603. 

Hell has no elevators or fire exits

604. 

Hell will never have an energy crisis!

605. 

Hell's national anthem is "I Did It My Way."

606. 

Hello God! Today I will be your "waiter". How can I be of service?

607. 

Help is just a prayer away.

608. 

Helping others is the best way to help yourself.

609. 

Hem your day with prayer and it will be less apt to ravel at the edges.

610. 

His Blood for Your Sins - Deal or No Deal?

611. 

HIS NAME IS NOT THE "MAN UPSTAIRS", HIS NAME IS JESUS!

612. 

His pain is your gain!

613. 

Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent free in your head.

614. 

Holiness is a sign of true repentance.

615. 

Holiness is not the way to Jesus--. Jesus is the way to holiness.

616. 

Home improvement: take your family to church.

617. 

Honesty is not only the best policy, it is the will of GOD!

618. 

Hope is putting faith to work but doubt would make it easier.

619. 

Hot, Dry & Thirsty? Quench your thirst with Living Water

620. 

How can we be strangers, if we both follow Christ?

621. 

How do you make a good day better? Make it a Godly day.

622. 

How to be Y2K compliant: Yield to God's Peace, Plan, Power & Provision.

623. 

How to Build a Church; Some Assembly Required

624. 

How Would Jesus Drive??

625. 

How would the gospel grow if only you spread it?

626. 

How Would You Feel if We Celebrated Your Birthday Without You?

627. 

Humble yourself in the presence of the Lord and He will lift you up. James 4:10

628. 

Hurting people need comfort not sermons.

629. 

I am immortal until my purpose is fulfilled. Phil. 1:6

630. 

I am the Christian Satan warned you about.

631. 

I asked Jesus, how much do you love me...and he stretched his arms wide...and died.

632. 

I have a Friend in high places.

633. 

I know who you are when no one's looking...God

634. 

I pray only on days that end in 'y' !

635. 

I was going to waste but Jesus recycled me.

636. 

I was going to waste but Jesus recycled me.

637. 

I will is more important than IQ

638. 

I would rather attempt something great for God and fail, than attempt to do nothing and succeed.

639. 

I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light.

640. 

I'm a fool for Christ-- Who's fool are you?

641. 

I'm a master mechanic - Let me fix your life - Jesus

642. 

I'm the Christian the devil and liberal media warned you about! Testimony Time

643. 

I'd rather see a sermon than hear one.

644. 

Ideas won't work unless you do!

645. 

Idle people are dead people you just cant bury.

646. 

If a donkey brays at you, you don't have to bray back.

647. 

If a man can be found faithful in hard places, he can usually be trusted in high places.

648. 

If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some folks must really love the church!

649. 

If an answer is what you search, we've got it here at church.

650. 

If at first you don't succeed, read the instructions (Bible)!

651. 

If at first you don't succeed, try a little ardor.

652. 

If Darwin is right, you'll be a monkey's uncle!

653. 

If every Christian would lead another to Christ, our nation would be transformed in one week!

654. 

If evolution were true mothers would have three arms. Mother's day

655. 

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

656. 

If God had a refrigerator your picture would be on it!

657. 

If God is for us, tell me, who can be against us? Romans 8:31

658. 

If God is your Co-pilot---- Swap seats!

659. 

If God is your copilot, switch seats.

660. 

If God never gives up on people, neither should we.

661. 

If God seems far away - who moved?

662. 

If He is worth possessing, He is worth proclaiming!

663. 

If it is to be-- its up to me--

664. 

If man evolved from monkeys ---- Why are there still monkeys?

665. 

If someone really has you "burned up," remember God has experience with furnaces.

666. 

If someone says something untrue about you, you must live life so that no one will believe it!

667. 

If the grass is greener on the other side, fertilize yours.

668. 

If we are not interested in the Word of God, can we really be interested in God?

669. 

If we don't communicate you haven't got a Prayer... God

670. 

If we don't know where we're going we'd better know Who we're following!

671. 

If we forget we are One Nation Under God we will soon be a nation gone under.

672. 

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape many days of sorrow.

673. 

If you can't be an "Onward Christian Soldier", at least don't pass the ammunition to the enemy.

674. 

If you can't forgive yourself, you're saying Christ didn't do enough.

675. 

If you can't open a door with prayer, don't pry it open.

676. 

If you can't pray a door open, don't pry it open.

677. 

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep; talk to the Shepherd.

678. 

If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it.

679. 

IF YOU CANT HAVE WHAT YOU LIKE, LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE

680. 

If you cheat on the test, don't thank the Lord for the "A".

681. 

If you did have everything-- would you share it?

682. 

If you don't avoid the bait-- you'll end up on the hook. James Kennedy

683. 

If you don't cast a big shadow, stand in God's light.

684. 

If you don't find your God-given purpose, satan will supply one for you! Acts 9

685. 

If you don't have anything to pray about, thank God you don't.

686. 

If you don't know Jesus you're in for one hell of a time!

687. 

If you don't know where you're going-- you'll probably end up where you don't want to be. David Campbell

688. 

If you don't like the devil's fruit, stay out of his orchard.

689. 

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

690. 

If you don't plan for the future-- you might not like what you get.

691. 

If you don't remember Him all day-- don't ask Him to remember you at night.

692. 

If you don't think everyday is a good day try missing one.

693. 

If you fail to prepare be prepared to fail.

694. 

If you falter in times of trouble, how small is your strength! Proverbs 24:10

695. 

If you find yourself with time on your hands--- put 'em together and pray.

696. 

If you fly into a rage its easy to make a bad landing.

697. 

If you get grief because of your faith, you must be doing something right!

698. 

If you growl all day, you'll be dog tired all night.

699. 

If you have a kind thought, share it now!

700. 

If you have enough of Jesus to get to heaven, you have enough of Jesus to get you to church.